Remember how a couple day I made a crack about maybe I should have been blogging about Steve's health (sorry, Jobs, not Balmer), cuz maybe he'd call me and yell at me, too? Well that one line played into a rather long and detailed dream where I was actually invited to Cupertino for a one on one interview with Jobs. Except there was always someone else there....
In the dream, I talked with Steve and he explained in great detail what was up (which was basically just a rehash of all the speculation that I've read over the last week, sorry, no profound insights there). Then, somehow, the editor at the company newsletter (photocopied on lime green copy paper, natch) got hold of the story, and ran with it, and Steve called me to yell at me for leaking the story, and I had to convince him that why would I leak confidential information to a company zine when I could sell it for a couple million to any major newspaper in the country? I don't think he believed me, but he began to point out the kid's program, at which point he was mobbed by a bunch of five-year-olds as "Uncle Steve", and I realized I was in grade school and didn't have enough money to buy lunch that day, so I hid out in the alcove above the stairs, and it wasn't Cupertino at all, but my old school in Saskatchewan....
Something you probably didn't know about the Apple Campus that I learned in my dream is that there is there is a giant room full of laundry equipment where people go to wash their clothes. That they're wearing. So they sit around for a couple hours every day at work, naked, as they wait for their laundry to dry.
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