tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4075410591889121085.post8263162362668840388..comments2009-08-11T21:48:43.227-07:00Comments on MaCanuck: Canadian Perspective on all things Apple: Daily Reading: Real Dan to Replace Fake SteveMaCanuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03544851253101381512noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4075410591889121085.post-22172110884731151122008-07-14T18:49:00.000-07:002008-07-14T18:49:00.000-07:00Fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons) Throws in the Towel!I ...Fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons) Throws in the Towel!<BR/>I told you people that this would happen, this iTard has been busted! (I'm just surprised how long it took)<BR/>I will be gracious though, he was slightly entertaining, but it's over now. <BR/>FSJ is DEAD! The talent-free Dan Lyons just could not keep up with this site!<BR/>Who do you look to now? Where is the mystery? The wit? The sharp biting concise commentary? Where? Where?<BR/>Hmmmm, how about right here, I promise I will NEVER leave you! Besides I tell the truth.<BR/>Mourn FSJ if you must, just not too long, we have work to do!<BR/><BR/>Forbes is pulling the plug on his sick little blog! The fall has apparently accelerated over at the Copy-boy itard Lie-ons fake Frobes Steve Jobs Danny-boy lame-brain website.<BR/>Tthe fact is that the edge is gone, wake up people! Your fake was a fake of a fake for goodness sake. I have heard that the lawyers and editors gave him a loooong list of don't-mentions, a few being:<BR/><BR/>1. Don't critisize Forbes or any Forbes employees<BR/>2. Do not use words that Pat Robertson would find objectionable.<BR/>3. Do not directly critisize MS products (since we pay the bills)<BR/>4. Jump on Sun, pretend they are the new danger to Apple.<BR/>5. Tone down the pet-names.<BR/>6. Be politically correct!<BR/>7. Edit/monitor of comments is the responsibility of the FSJCComitte.<BR/>8. Deny that all of the above rules are true while adhering to them.<BR/>You die hards are living in the past, this guy has been a has been ever since the very first day that I launched this blog! He is yesterday's news, he is about as in style as one of those smelley old turtle-necks Jobs wears.<BR/><BR/>This web site is the future of fabulous tech Blogging, with a growth rate of 5200% over the past 3 months and accelerating.<BR/><BR/>(reaching through the screen and comforting my readers)<BR/>... there, there ... (pats you on back)<BR/>just let it alll out, it's gonna be ok.<BR/>He was no good for you anyway ... yes, yes, ..... evething's OK now ...<BR/><BR/>**Sigh**<BR/>Now dosen't that fell better?<BR/>Let the healing begin. Delete FSJ's bookmark, make this your homepage.<BR/>..... good, good .... everything is fine now.Steve Ballmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03700148299332589776noreply@blogger.com